Most parents have hardly had any time to themselves since the coronavirus lockdown began since they’ve all been hunkered down with their children. Many have taken some drastic, and hilarious measures to get a few minutes to themselves, with many sharing their desperation on Twitter…
Wife [walking into living room]: What time did you get up?
Me: 5 AM.
Wife: But it’s the weekend! WHY SO EARLY?!
Me [sipping coffee]: I’ve had 3 kid-free hours of silence.
Wife: Why didn’t you wake me?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 25, 2020
Don’t tell my kids but when I say they can play video games as a reward for being done their schoolwork the reward is for me and the reward is silence and being left alone
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) April 21, 2020
*Husband takes the kids outside so I can be alone
*Grab a book and sit down to relax ALL BY MYSELF for the first time in 8 weeks
Baby inside my uterus: *kicks* Bitch, you thought.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) May 11, 2020