Ask any parent and they’ll tell you that sometimes a kid will come up with a perfectly good argument for something that, no matter how ridiculous, they have a hard time arguing with. Well, now some of those parents are sharing.
“Huffington Post” has rounded up some of the funniest tweets that sum up kid logic, and they are bound to make you laugh, and, even better, agree with the child’s point.
Kid logic tweets include:
4: mom will you buy me a real reindeer?
Me: Santa Claus is the only person who can have reindeer
4: …. mom will you buy me a Santa Claus outfit?
Me: sure babe
4: then we can go buy a reindeer because I’ll look like Santa
— MichiMama (@michimama75) November 8, 2020
7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes.
Me: They're just like French fries.
7: Then give me French fries.
There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2020
According to my 3yo it’s Christmas.
Because all the chocolates from her Advent calendar are gone.
Because she snuck them into her room and ate them all.
And since I don’t have the energy to argue with toddler logic,
Merry Christmas everyone!
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) December 19, 2019
5: Mommy, can I have a snack?
Me: No. It’s 7 o’clock in the morning. We don’t eat snacks before we have our breakfast.
5: Well mommy, it’s not 7 o’clock everywhere. We can have a snack now.
So apparently “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” can be used for kid snack logic too.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) March 9, 2019